Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
You must be a light switch, because you've turned me on.
You're the missing ingredient in my life.
Are you a power source? Because you keep me energized.
Baby, you're the patty to my coco bread.
Baby gi mi yuh number nuh, Mi lost mine?
I think that being a Jamaican is cool, so how about we try the dating pool to see if we're ok?
Are you Mexican cause you should make me some burritos.
Maya got a nice tan in Mexico, maybe next time Yucatan with me?
Let me sauce up your taco meat baby!
Are you a fuse? Because you light up my world.
Your cooking skills are hot, but what's really making me sweat is you.
I never thought I'd find someone who can cook as good as my grandma, until I met you.
We can blame it on fajita the moment.
You've got the perfect blend of spices to make my heart race.
Can I be your sous chef? I'll chop and prep everything for you.
Can I beat your pinata?
You must be a baker because you're making my heart rise.
Hey chef, can I be the dessert to your main course?
You must be a legal brief, because you're concise, captivating, and to the point.
Are you a closing argument? Because you've convinced me to fall for you.
