Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Please harvest my Cavendish potatoes.
I won't quit until Huron top of me.
I want to Winnipeg your Regina.
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
Wait until you see my thunda from down unda!
You must be the queen. Because I would be more than happy to fly my flag for you.
Would you like to come to my quarters tonight for some toast?
You're so good lookin' I'd drink your bath water.
If your feeling down, remember, I'll feel you back up
You know the Mounties? Well how about you Mount Me?
Hi, you'll do just fine!
I'm going to straddle your border like Lloydminster.
Are you from Canada? Because if you're wondering if you can go out on a date with me, well, you CAN–UH-DUH!
Winter is coming as frequently as you would if you slept with me.
Have you ever been fishing? 'Cause we should hook up sometime.
I'm really into architecture; want to see my CN tower?
You look like a vision in your dress tartan.
My igloo is cold, can I sleep with you tonight?
Take an Avonleap of faith and go on a date with me!
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
