Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
I want to Winnipeg your Regina.
Will you help me erect my totem pole?
I can last the entire Cabot Trail.
Why don't we go back to the rink and you can show me how you handle your stick.
I don't play football, but I'm definitely a rough rider.
Is that a maple syrup bottle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Hey baby, my truck has remote start!
You know what they say about guys with big snowshoes.
My game is just like Alexander Keith's: "Those who like it, like it a lot."
You're so stunning even the Language Police are speechless.
Is that a mini Inuksuk in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Let's go to my place. I'd like to show you my puck collection.
The darker the berry the sweeter the juice, unless you're making syrup, of course.
Fall hardly happens here, but you'll be falling into my bed.
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
You ever been to a hockey game with someone who understands hockey?
Can I hiber-mate with you?
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
May i take your truck for a test drive?
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
