Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Have we met before? No, seriously, have we met before?
Baby, you're the patty to my coco bread.
Baby gi mi yuh number nuh, Mi lost mine?
I think that being a Jamaican is cool, so how about we try the dating pool to see if we're ok?
Hey baby, my boobs are looking right at your penis down there.
Your organic cotton t-shirt looks really soft. Can I feel it?
Hey beautiful, they still let me drive. Wanna go for a ride?
Hello, perhaps I could have someone else buy you a drink?
Do yoga with me as the sun is rising?
When I look at you, my arteries aren't the only things that harden.
If we were trees. We'd be of the same species.
Let's take off each other's clothes... and then run in the fields together.
I have a loaded gun, get in the car.
I bet it hurt when you fell from Heaven? I can help you get there if you'd like?
My kids are all grown up. We can have the house to ourselves, until I fall asleep around 7, 7:30 pm.
I got a bottle of wine and a new pack of Depends in my scooter if you're feelin' frisky.
Wanna come back to my place to discuss complex interrelated cultural and political trends?
You and me together would be totally groovy baby!
Damn girl, I hope you have an open mind because I have quite the night planned for us.
If you join this drum circle you're sure to get a good bang.
