Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Want to see my lumber, Jack?
Are you a sugar maple tree? Because I would totally tap that.
You're like coaxial cable—strong, steady, and essential.
Would you like to come to my quarters tonight for some toast?
Are you a multimeter? Because you're measuring the depth of my feelings.
You know the Mounties? Well how about you Mount Me?
Are you a statute? Because you've codified everything I've ever wanted.
I'm going to straddle your border like Lloydminster.
Are you from Canada? Because if you're wondering if you can go out on a date with me, well, you CAN–UH-DUH!
Winter is coming as frequently as you would if you slept with me.
You and I could totally melt my igloo.
You must be a wiring harness, because you've brought everything together.
You're like the best dish on the menu, I just can't get enough.
My heart is as desolate as Saskatchewan without you.
You know what they say about guys with big snowshoes.
I'm not a food critic, but I'd give you five stars any day.
Is that a maple syrup bottle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Will you help me erect my totem pole?
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
Are you a cable tie? Because you've secured my heart.
