Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
I have a van out the back and there is free candy in it.
If you was my heifer, I'd done drive you to the meat processing plant.
Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.
If I touch you, do you promise not to call the cops?
My couch pulls out, but I don't
Hi, you'll do just fine!
You're so good lookin' I'd drink your bath water.
I'm kind of new around here... can you show me the way to your apartment/house?
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
Hey girl, do you raise cattle? Cause those are some nice calves.
Is your Dad in prison? If I were your Dad, I'd be in prison.
If your feeling down, remember, I'll feel you back up
Can you give me directions... to your heart? And kidneys?
Will you run away from me somewhere romantic?
My hips don't lie...except for the artificial one.
Either my pacemaker just shot craps or I'm in love.
Let's make sweet love in the backseat of my car by the light of the blinking left turn indicator.
Wanna sit on my lap and take a ride on my Hoveround?
Wanna come back to my place, babe? I'm a thoroughbred.
