Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
I'll be Moses, you can play with my staff, and I'll scream Let my people go!
Your Nursing home or mine?
Hey, I just got my new teeth. Want to join me for dinner so I can test them out?
I got a pill I could take back at my place, if you could tell me where my place is.
Can you give me directions... to your heart? And kidneys?
Hey, you're beautiful. Sit on my face?
I want to put my burrito in your taco.
Everyday will be like our first day together cause I won't remember any of this tomorrow.
Are you the exit? Because I always want to be near you.
Is your name Siri? Because talking to you is making me feel uncomfortable.
We can blame it on fajita the moment.
Do you know what this shirt if made of? Woah, I didn't say touch it!
Can I beat your pinata?
Do you believe in love at first sight, 'cause, if so, I'll grab my bifocals.
Are you Mexican cause you should make me some burritos.
Can I come into your massada?
Baby, all of your facial parts are in the right spots.
Hey baby, why do you think they call it a pick-up truck?
Do you like tacos? Well cool you like 75% of me.
Your peroxide blonde hair looks good, but I would like to see if you are a true blonde.
