Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Are you fresh produce? Because you're the pick of the season.
I'll be the neurotransmitter to your synaptic gap.
Do you believe in love at first catch, or should I cast my line again?
Mind if I put my cigar in your ashtray? This isn't just any cigar...
I'm conducting an experiment, wanna come spend the night over so i can interpret your dreams?
Hey, I understand you like him, but projection works.
You must be a fish, because I've been angling for someone like you.
Are you a fly rod? Because being near you makes my heart drift effortlessly.
Do you like to fish? Because I'm hooked on you.
Are you a barn? Because I want to keep all my love stored with you.
If you were a drug you'd be a stimulant because you make my heart beat faster.
Are we at a fishing tournament? Because you're the grand prize I've been waiting for.
Baby you're like an independent variable the way you enlarge my bar graph.
You're like a perfect crop—worth every ounce of effort.
Is your name Gillian? Because I feel like I've finally caught the one.
You're as useless as a chocolate teapot in a desert survival kit.
Are you a scarecrow? Because you've got me standing still in awe.
Is your name Fisher? Because you're the perfect catch.
Excuse me, can I sleep with you because I need to make copies?
Baby, all I see in my Rorschach test is me and you.
