Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
I've fallen for you and I can't get up.
Let's get crazy and leave our teeth in tonight.
Wanna try out my new hip?
Let's get a nice drink of prune juice sometime.
Baby, you must be dentures because I need to take you out every night.
You remind me of someone I met during the summer of 1969, those were the best days of my life.
God wants us to be together. That's why he gave us the same parents.
My home is where I park it
Girl you must be my cousin because I wanna do you.
You can't handle the tooth!
Hey baby, why do you think they call it a pick-up truck?
Your peroxide blonde hair looks good, but I would like to see if you are a true blonde.
Your Nursing home or mine?
Hey, I just got my new teeth. Want to join me for dinner so I can test them out?
I got a pill I could take back at my place, if you could tell me where my place is.
Girl I'd fake being a blind old man, just to touch you inappropriately.
Do you want to get dinner with me? Must be between 4-4:30.
Do you like tacos? Well cool you like 75% of me.
Why don't you and I share a sunset near the local pharmacy?
May I take you to dinner? Next Monday would be best because that's when my social security check arrives.
