Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Are you happy to see me, or is that just a defense mechanism?
Can you swim? Because my heart is drowning in your love.
You must be a harvest moon, because you light up my darkest nights.
Are you a chicken? Because you've got me clucking for joy.
Is that sign tracking, or are you just happy to see me?
Our love is like the duration of long-term memory: it is infinity.
Are you a fishing boat? Because I'm ready to sail into the sunset with you.
Do you like seafood? Because you're the only fish in the sea for me.
Girl you make me want more cardiac muscarinic receptors.
Is your name Pearl? Because you're a rare find in the sea of love.
You're useless as tits on a mermaid, because mermaids can swim, and you can barely tread water in life.
Are you a river? Because I'm constantly flowing towards you.
How bout I play moses and u play with my staff.
I don't need bait to fall for you; you're already everything I want.
You must be a dybbuk because my body feels like it belongs to you now and also why do you remind me of my dead great-grandfather?
Are you a fishing rod? Because with you, every moment feels like a perfect catch.
Are those matza balls in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
I would love to wonder in your wilderness for 40 years
Even though it's breaking a commandment, I'm worshipping you right now.
God told us to go forth and multiply and I feel something going forth and multiplying as we speak
