Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
You couldn't be any hotter if you were dead.
Baby are you a diamond in the ruff cause I wanna cut you.
Worship me!
Wow. That outfit must make a lot of noise in the dryer.
Wanna go somewhere a little darker?
Are you a vampire? Because I've got something I'ld like you to suck.
Hey there, sweet-fang!
I must be inventory, because my heart is turning over just thinking about you.
Are you a closing argument? Because you've convinced me to fall for you.
You must be my ledger, because my life feels perfectly balanced with you in it.
Are you an adjusted trial balance? Because everything feels complete when you're near.
Are you a CPA exam? Because I'd study you all night long.
You're like a clean audit opinion—rare and incredibly valuable.
Are you tax-free? Because being with you feels like pure gain.
You must be net profit, because you're what I've been working toward.
Are you cost accounting? Because you're adding so much value to my life.
You must be working capital, because you're keeping my heart running smoothly.
Are you interest revenue? Because my feelings for you just keep growing.
Are you a ledger? Because I'd trust you with all my entries.
I don't need to amortize my feelings—my love for you is instant.
