Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
I didn't need fireworks to feel the sparks—meeting you was enough.
Cheers to a night of new beginnings... and to you being in all of mine.
Are you an asset? Because you've increased the value of my life.
You must be a debit, because you've got my attention balanced.
Are you a journal entry? Because you've got me adjusting my priorities.
You're like my favorite ledger—every time I think of you, things just add up.
Do you believe in accrual love? Because my feelings for you just keep building.
Are you a T-account? Because you balance me perfectly.
You must be an audit, because you've uncovered all the best parts of me.
Are you FIFO? Because you've been first in my heart for a long time.
Are you retained earnings? Because I want to invest in you forever.
Are you my balance sheet? Because you're everything I've been looking for.
Are you inventory? Because I can't wait to count you as mine.
I must be a fixed asset, because my heart appreciates you every day.
Are you net income? Because you've become the bottom line of my happiness.
Are you revenue? Because every time I see you, my spirits increase.
Let's merge like companies, because together, we'd be unstoppable.
Are you a contingent liability? Because I didn't expect to fall for you this hard.
You must be an intangible asset, because I can't describe how amazing you are.
Are you the standard deduction? Because you're making my life so much easier.
