Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
You must be working capital, because you're keeping my heart running smoothly.
Are you a variance report? Because you're an unexpected surprise.
Are you depreciation? Because my resistance to you is decreasing over time.
Are you as excited for midnight as I am? Because I've got a kiss saved just for you.
I didn't need fireworks to feel the sparks—meeting you was enough.
Cheers to a night of new beginnings... and to you being in all of mine.
Are you an asset? Because you've increased the value of my life.
You must be a debit, because you've got my attention balanced.
Are you a journal entry? Because you've got me adjusting my priorities.
You're like my favorite ledger—every time I think of you, things just add up.
Do you believe in accrual love? Because my feelings for you just keep building.
Are you a T-account? Because you balance me perfectly.
You must be an audit, because you've uncovered all the best parts of me.
Are you FIFO? Because you've been first in my heart for a long time.
Are you retained earnings? Because I want to invest in you forever.
Are you my balance sheet? Because you're everything I've been looking for.
You must be a cash flow statement, because you make my heart run smoothly.
I don't need to reconcile my feelings—they're all in favor of you.
Are you an expense? Because I can't stop spending time thinking about you.
Are you inventory? Because I can't wait to count you as mine.
