Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
I finally understand the true meaning of the Sabbath. It's to give a girl like you a rest from running through my mind the rest of the week.
Want to go fiddle on a roof?
Can I put out your burning bush?
Can I go into you garden of Eden?
My people invented circumcision....Your Welcome
On a scale from 1 to 10, you're hotter than the number of nights of Hanukkah.
You're the reason my crops are thriving—pure love in abundance.
Are you a seed? Because I see so much potential in you.
Are you a quiet lake? Because your presence brings me peace like nothing else.
When you come to my house, the Mezuzah isn't the only thing you will be touching!
Come over to my place on Shabbat, we can Netflix and cholent.
I'll be Moses, you can play with my staff, and I'll scream Let my people go!
You see this dress? It's made of Emma material.
Are you a rainbow trout? Because you've added color to my world.
I know I'm one of the chosen people but I just want to be chosen by you, baby
Yo gurl don't that you were mine
Can I come into your massada?
Do you wanna spin my dreidel?
Are you a crankbait? Because you've cranked up my heartbeat.
