Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Are you cross-examining me? Because I feel like I'm under your spell.
You must be a contract, because I want to sign my heart over to you.
Are you a deposition? Because I want to hear everything about you.
My love for you is like stare decisis—it's binding and unshakable.
Are you my law professor? Because I could study you all day.
You must be a judge, because you've ruled over my heart.
Are you a statute? Because you've codified everything I've ever wanted.
You must be tort law, because you've caused some serious emotional damage—in the best way.
I'd waive all my rights just to spend more time with you.
You're the fertilizer to my dreams—making them grow bigger and better.
You must be a silo, because you keep all my love safe and sound.
Are you a wheelbarrow? Because I want to carry my feelings for you everywhere.
You're the reason my crops are thriving—pure love in abundance.
Are you a seed? Because I see so much potential in you.
You must be organic, because you're all-natural perfection.
Are you a horse? Because you've galloped into my thoughts.
You must be an irrigation system, because you keep my heart overflowing.
Are you my harvest? Because everything I've worked for leads to you.
Are you a scarecrow? Because you've got me standing still in awe.
Are you fresh produce? Because you're the pick of the season.
