Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
You're the fertilizer to my dreams—making them grow bigger and better.
Are you the tide? Because every time you come around, you pull me closer.
Is your name Minnow? Because you may be small, but you've made a big splash in my heart.
I must be using the wrong bait because I can't believe I caught someone as amazing as you.
Are you a horse? Because you've galloped into my thoughts.
Are you a rare fish? Because it feels like I've been waiting my whole life to catch someone like you.
Muslims are supposed to have many children, and I am willing to do my part...
You must be an irrigation system, because you keep my heart overflowing.
Your mouth is a garbage truck with the back door stuck open, and all the trash is coming out.
Girl, is your name May? Cause, May i be your Imam?
Do you believe in the hereafter? Oh, you do? Then you know what I'm hereafter.
Are you my harvest? Because everything I've worked for leads to you.
You're useless as tits on a snowman, because even Frosty had a carrot nose that served a purpose.
Even when I can't see you face-to-face, you are always in my visuospatial sketchpad.
You are my belongingness to my Maslow's Humanistic Theory based on the Hierarchy of needs.
Do you like fishing stories? Because our love story is the best catch.
Are you my corpus callosum? Because I feel a connection between the two of us.
Are you a fishing reel? Because I can't unwind when I'm around you.
Girl, I know you're studying psychology, but I would love to study you.
Shhh, don't worry, you'll repress that this ever happened.
