Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Do you believe in love at first sight, 'cause, if so, I'll grab my bifocals.
Can I beat your pinata?
Do you know what this shirt if made of? Woah, I didn't say touch it!
We can blame it on fajita the moment.
Is your name Siri? Because talking to you is making me feel uncomfortable.
Are you the exit? Because I always want to be near you.
Everyday will be like our first day together cause I won't remember any of this tomorrow.
It's hard for me to concentrate around you because all the blood from my brain has immediately gone to my penis.
Baby, yuh look sweet like a ginger candy, me wan unwrap you and taste ya spices.
Baby! Gad know seh yuh deh yah? Caw yuh must be a Angel
Beg yuh a Wuk haffa yuh struccha nuh
Gal yuh too sweet, spend some time wid me suh some ah you sweetness rub off pon mi.
You're never too old to turn new tricks...
What's a nice girl like you doing in a nursing home like this?
As soon as I get my hip replacement, I'm going to hump you.
Yuh nuh tiad? Caw yuh den run tru mi mind all day
Baby, you're the patty to my coco bread.
Maya got a nice tan in Mexico, maybe next time Yucatan with me?
I would sink my teeth into that booty, but they might just stay there.
Are you that weird mole I found? Becasue I don't stop thinking about you.
