Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
I would sink my teeth into that booty, but they might just stay there.
Everyday will be like our first day together cause I won't remember any of this tomorrow.
I want to put my burrito in your taco.
Do you believe in love at first sight, 'cause, if so, I'll grab my bifocals.
I've fallen for you and I can't get up! No worries though, life alert is on its way!
Can I carry your oxygen tank for you?
Your senior assisted living facility or mine?
May I take you to dinner? Next Monday would be best because that's when my social security check arrives.
Break my hip, not my heart.
Are you a cat lady? Cause I'm the cat whisperer cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.
I want to sweep you off your walker and into your wheelchair.
I got a pension and I'm not afraid to use it.
I've got a Victrola back in my room. Wanna hear my Sinatra record?
Ohh baby...you're making my arteries hard.
I wouldn't mind seeing you for the rest of my life.
