Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Are you happy to see me, or is that just a defense mechanism?
Are you a river? Because I'm constantly flowing towards you.
You're useless as tits on a mermaid, because mermaids can swim, and you can barely tread water in life.
Is your name Pearl? Because you're a rare find in the sea of love.
Girl you make me want more cardiac muscarinic receptors.
Do you like seafood? Because you're the only fish in the sea for me.
Are you a fishing boat? Because I'm ready to sail into the sunset with you.
Our love is like the duration of long-term memory: it is infinity.
Is that sign tracking, or are you just happy to see me?
Are you a chicken? Because you've got me clucking for joy.
You must be a harvest moon, because you light up my darkest nights.
Can you swim? Because my heart is drowning in your love.
I don't know much about Freud, but you remind me of my mother.
Are you a hay bale? Because I'm falling for you.
Are you a river? Because my love for you flows endlessly.
Do you have a tackle box? Because I can't handle how attractive you are.
You're useless as tits on a robot, because robots can do actual things, unlike you.
Are you a deep-sea catch? Because I've been searching far and wide for someone like you.
You must be a farmer, because you've cultivated the best parts of me.
Are you a lake? Because I'm completely immersed in you.
