Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
When I look at you, my arteries aren't the only things that harden.
Do yoga with me as the sun is rising?
Hello, perhaps I could have someone else buy you a drink?
Hey beautiful, they still let me drive. Wanna go for a ride?
Your organic cotton t-shirt looks really soft. Can I feel it?
You remind me of someone I met during the summer of 1969, those were the best days of my life.
Hey, you're beautiful. Sit on my face?
Can you give me directions... to your heart? And kidneys?
I got a pill I could take back at my place, if you could tell me where my place is.
Hey, I just got my new teeth. Want to join me for dinner so I can test them out?
Your Nursing home or mine?
I'll be Moses, you can play with my staff, and I'll scream Let my people go!
Looks like you need some flame in your life.
Will you run away from me somewhere romantic?
I've got a crawlspace with your name on it.
Let's get crazy and leave our teeth in tonight.
Let's get trippy together barefoot.
Wanna try out my new hip?
Girl, I know how to shove my hips, I do it for a living!
My van's parked outside. Let's say you and I just take a ride down to the beach and check out the stars?
