Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Hey girl, do you raise cattle? Cause those are some nice calves.
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
I'm kind of new around here... can you show me the way to your apartment/house?
You're so good lookin' I'd drink your bath water.
Hi, you'll do just fine!
My couch pulls out, but I don't
If I touch you, do you promise not to call the cops?
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.
Do you think I could borrow that dress sometime?
If you was my heifer, I'd done drive you to the meat processing plant.
I have a van out the back and there is free candy in it.
Girl, I know how to shove my hips, I do it for a living!
I want to floss with your pubic hair.
Let's get trippy together barefoot.
My van's parked outside. Let's say you and I just take a ride down to the beach and check out the stars?
Your organic cotton t-shirt looks really soft. Can I feel it?
Seriously baby, I'll take you out as soon as this check clears from my parents.
Girl you're so hot that I would still talk to you even after I'm off the anti-depressant pills I stole from my hospital's pharmacy.
I loved you before it was cool.
Are you depressed? Because I see you in my future.
