Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Ever done it in a Craftmatic adjustable bed?
I've got a handrail in my shower, babe!
Maya got a nice tan in Mexico, maybe next time Yucatan with me?
Let me sauce up your taco meat baby!
Do you want the lights off or the teeth out?
We can blame it on fajita the moment.
Do you really need that scooter? Because youve been running in my mind all day long.
Have we met before? No, seriously, have we met before?
I can't remember what sex is. Care to help me remember?
Can I beat your pinata?
You're never too old to turn new tricks...
What's a nice girl like you doing in a nursing home like this?
As soon as I get my hip replacement, I'm going to hump you.
What's a nice girl like you doing in... wait, where am I?
You're so good lookin' I'd drink your bath water.
Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
I'm kind of new around here... can you show me the way to your apartment/house?
Hey girl, do you raise cattle? Cause those are some nice calves.
