Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Girl, you must be a snowed in driveway, cuz I really want to plow ya.
The doctor says I need more vitamin U.
Fall hardly happens here, but you'll be falling into my bed.
You ever been to a hockey game with someone who understands hockey?
The darker the berry the sweeter the juice, unless you're making syrup, of course.
Is that a maple syrup bottle in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
You know what they say about guys with big snowshoes.
Is that a shattered hip, or are you just happy to see me?
Hey babe. Wanna go for a timmies run?
You're sweeter than my maple syrup.
Where have you been pretty much all of my life?
Want to see my lumber, Jack?
You're a beluga in this sea of cod.
I'm dieing to see you. Literally. I don't have much time left.
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
May i take your truck for a test drive?
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.
Hey, can I get a ride to the pharmacy?
If I touch you, do you promise not to call the cops?
