Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
The darker the berry the sweeter the juice, unless you're making syrup, of course.
You've never been to Port Hardy? I'll take you. It's in my pants.
I'm cold just thinking about Canada. Let's Cuddle.
Are you a beaver? Because dam!
Are you my law professor? Because I could study you all day.
The thought of you makes me redder than the sands at North Shore.
You're like perfectly installed wiring—everything feels connected with you.
You must be a gourmet chef because you have exquisite taste.
Can I have a taste of what you're cooking up?
You ever been to a hockey game with someone who understands hockey?
You must be Niagara Falls because you've got me moist.
You couldn't cut the sexual tension in here with a Yellowknife.
Girl, you must be a snowed in driveway, cuz I really want to plow ya.
You're a master in the kitchen and in my heart.
Fall hardly happens here, but you'll be falling into my bed.
Hey baby, can I roll up your rim?
May i take your truck for a test drive?
You must be copper, because you're a great conductor of my affection.
