Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Excuse me, can I buy you a drink? Or do you prefer the smooth taste of my charming company?
I'll meet you for dinner. Does noon work?
Baby is your name Cholesterol, because you send my blood pressure skyrocketing!
Hey baby, is that a urinary drainage bag in your pocket, or are you glad to see me?
You make me want to party like it's 1949!
Wanna sit on my lap and take a ride on my Hoveround?
Either my pacemaker just shot craps or I'm in love.
Let's make sweet love in the backseat of my car by the light of the blinking left turn indicator.
Excuse me, do you have a cocktail menu? Because I'm looking for the perfect drink to match your beauty and wit.
My hips don't lie...except for the artificial one.
Excuse me, do you have a signature cocktail? Because I'm looking for the perfect drink to match your beauty.
Let's move things to the bedroom. We can use my stairlift.
Did it hurt when you fell from the sky or have I finally made it to Heaven. If that's the case I didn't feel a thing!
None of my children lives with me.
I've got a tiny blue pill with your name on it.
Hey, I understand you like him, but projection works.
Do you believe in love at first catch, or should I cast my line again?
Mind if I put my cigar in your ashtray? This isn't just any cigar...
I'm conducting an experiment, wanna come spend the night over so i can interpret your dreams?
I'll be the neurotransmitter to your synaptic gap.
