Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Let me sauce up your taco meat baby!
Maya got a nice tan in Mexico, maybe next time Yucatan with me?
I've got a handrail in my shower, babe!
Ever done it in a Craftmatic adjustable bed?
Your smile looks nice, but it would look better in a glass on my nightstand.
May I... Take you out for some tamales señorita?
Waiter, you have an aged, dry white? Something to complement the little lady here.
You're the Salsa of my Tacos, chequeteta.
Did you fall from heaven and you can't get up?
Is that a catheter in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Beg yuh a Wuk haffa yuh struccha nuh
Are those your tits in your socks or are you just happy to see me?
Gal yuh too sweet, spend some time wid me suh some ah you sweetness rub off pon mi.
Would you like to come home with me and pet my kangaroo?
Wanna play hide the Koala?
I'd like to take a safari in your outback.
Baby! Gad know seh yuh deh yah? Caw yuh must be a Angel
Are you from Australia? Cuz I'd like to visit you down under.
Baby, yuh look sweet like a ginger candy, me wan unwrap you and taste ya spices.
Is that a shattered hip, or are you just happy to see me?
