Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee, so I could get close to your lips.
Can I slide my iceberg into your alley?
I really want to Cape Enrage your Kouchibouguac.
Ever done it in a Craftmatic adjustable bed?
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
Sorry, but would you mind if I poutine it in your butt?
I've got a handrail in my shower, babe!
I'm actually way hotter than poutin.
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
Let's play hockey, because I'd love to have 2 minutes for holding.
Can your beaver eat my log?
Do you want the lights off or the teeth out?
Do you really need that scooter? Because youve been running in my mind all day long.
I think that being a Jamaican is cool, so how about we try the dating pool to see if we're ok?
Baby gi mi yuh number nuh, Mi lost mine?
Baby, you're the patty to my coco bread.
Have we met before? No, seriously, have we met before?
My girl me wah full up yuh belly like cornmeal dumpling.
My girl how you chest plate suh clean like it could a eat outta!
