Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
My feelings for you are Montreal.
Are you a socket? Because I'm plugged into you.
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
Sorry, but would you mind if I poutine it in your butt?
I'm actually way hotter than poutin.
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
Let's play hockey, because I'd love to have 2 minutes for holding.
Can your beaver eat my log?
You must be a light switch, because you've turned me on.
I think that being a Jamaican is cool, so how about we try the dating pool to see if we're ok?
Baby gi mi yuh number nuh, Mi lost mine?
Baby, you're the patty to my coco bread.
Are you a power source? Because you keep me energized.
You're the missing ingredient in my life.
Are you a barn door? Because I can't close my feelings for you.
My girl how you chest plate suh clean like it could a eat outta!
Yuh Sweet lak ah angel, so tell me whah deh Gwan up in nah heaven now? Why Gad send yuh ere?
Hey your hands would be a lot warmer if they were down the front of my pants?
My girl me wah full up yuh belly like cornmeal dumpling.
