Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
You must be habeas corpus, because you've captured my soul and brought it to court.
Do you play bingo? Because I've seen you B4.
No, I didn't have a stroke; I was actually winking at you.
Do you want to get dinner with me? Must be between 4-4:30.
Are you a patch of strawberries? Because you're sweet and so refreshing.
Why don't you and I share a sunset near the local pharmacy?
How about I take you home and show you my medicine cabinet!
Where'd you get that pretty MedicAlert bracelet?
Getting lucky usually means finding my car in the parking lot, but tonight you can change that.
I got a pension and I'm not afraid to use it.
I've got a Victrola back in my room. Wanna hear my Sinatra record?
You must be a great bartender, because you've got me hooked on every word you say.
Ohh baby...you're making my arteries hard.
I would sink my teeth into that booty, but they might just stay there.
Where have you been all my life? Because I'm about to die soon.
I'm 80 but I dont feel a day over 79.
What's a nice girl like you doing in... wait, where am I?
My arteries aren't the only things that have hardened.
Do you live in a 100 meters area?
Do you believe in love at first sight, 'cause, if so, I'll grab my bifocals.
