Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Up for a little dominance and humiliation?
Girl, I got an extra pair of TOMS that might fit you. Want to come over & try them on?
Where have you been all my life? Because I'm about to die soon.
That ironic t-shirt you're wearing would look better on my floor.
Babe, I ain't no hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
Do you believe in the hereafter? Oh, you do? Then you know what I'm hereafter.
Girl, is your name May? Cause, May i be your Imam?
Yeah, I was kind of a big deal at last year's Expozine.
Muslims are supposed to have many children, and I am willing to do my part...
I was in love with you before your ex was!
Hey girl, let's go get lost at IKEA.
Hey babe, I know you'll love my pick up lines 'cause you've never heard them before.
Are you a hipster? 'Cause we should go out and fog up our glasses!
I'd like to play your cool B Side.
Let's get out of here and go fog up are non-prescription glasses.
