Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Looks like you need some flame in your life.
Lemme add my app to your dashboard. If you know what I mean.
Want to go dumpster diving in my alley?
Hey, you're beautiful. Sit on my face?
Do you want to go to bed bath and beyond and smell unscented candles and tell each other what we think we smell?
We go together like coffee and cigarettes.
Was that you at a Vivian Girls concert?
Do u have Australian in you? Would u like some?
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
Do you want to Australian Kiss? It's like the French kiss only down under.
Let's play hockey, because I'd love to have 2 minutes for holding.
Can your beaver eat my log?
I really want to Cape Enrage your Kouchibouguac.
Ooh baby, I'm like a boomerang. You can run, but I'm coming right back to you no matter what.
My girl how you chest plate suh clean like it could a eat outta!
Yuh Sweet lak ah angel, so tell me whah deh Gwan up in nah heaven now? Why Gad send yuh ere?
