Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
You kick my sympathetic nervous system into overdrive!
I don't know much about Freud, but you remind me of my mother.
Shhh, don't worry, you'll repress that this ever happened.
Hey girl, I have a unreturned library book that I want to read to you tonight.
I feel like we met at Whole Foods, because you make me feel complete.
Did you know that PBR actually stands for ‘Pretty Big Rod'?
Hey, I'm looking for a second girlfriend. How about you?
That ironic t-shirt you're wearing would look better on my floor.
Where have you been all my life? Because I'm about to die soon.
Girl, I got an extra pair of TOMS that might fit you. Want to come over & try them on?
Up for a little dominance and humiliation?
I'll meet you for dinner. Does noon work?
Is that a pair of vintage Ray Bans in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Baby is your name Cholesterol, because you send my blood pressure skyrocketing!
You see this shirt? It's made of Abba material.
My arteries aren't the only things that have hardened.
Boy, you activate my ventral striatum.
I hope you're not married, because I'd hate to be breaking the Tenth Commandment right here in shul.
