Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
No, I didn't have a stroke; I was actually winking at you.
Do you play bingo? Because I've seen you B4.
You must be habeas corpus, because you've captured my soul and brought it to court.
Do you know what would make this drink even better? A little bit of your company.
Girl I'd fake being a blind old man, just to touch you inappropriately.
Is your name Justice? Because you're what I've been searching for.
You must be a bartender, because you have a way of mixing things up and making them better.
I got a pill I could take back at my place, if you could tell me where my place is.
My teeth and I no longer sleep together, but you and I definitely should.
Do you have a phone? I need to call heaven because an angel just fell in love with me.
Hey, I just got my new teeth. Want to join me for dinner so I can test them out?
Are you a hoe? Because you've dug deep into my heart.
If this bar's about creating unforgettable experiences, you're doing a perfect job.
Hey, you still breathing?
When I look at you, my arteries aren't the only things that harden.
My kids are all grown up. We can have the house to ourselves, until I fall asleep around 7, 7:30 pm.
Hey baby, my boobs are looking right at your penis down there.
Is that a Depends under your pants or are you just glad to see me?
I got a bottle of wine and a new pack of Depends in my scooter if you're feelin' frisky.
Are you a power cord? Because you're the connection I've been looking for.
