Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Up for a little dominance and humiliation?
You must be a dybbuk because my body feels like it belongs to you now and also why do you remind me of my dead great-grandfather?
I wanna light your menorah.
Is that a pair of vintage Ray Bans in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Got any jew in you? Want some?
Are you bar mitzvahed, cuz I need a woman?
How about we try an experimental kiss?
Hey babe, I know you'll love my pick up lines 'cause you've never heard them before.
Did you know that PBR actually stands for ‘Pretty Big Rod'?
Are you a hipster? 'Cause we should go out and fog up our glasses!
Babe, I ain't no hipster, but I could make your hips stir.
Yeah, I was kind of a big deal at last year's Expozine.
You see this shirt? It's made of Abba material.
Hey babe, are you gluten free tonight?
I hope you're not married, because I'd hate to be breaking the Tenth Commandment right here in shul.
I'd like to play your cool B Side.
Unlike the torah, I'm gonna put my hands all over you.
Let's get out of here and go fog up are non-prescription glasses.
I'd take my sun glasses off for you!
I used to think apples and honey were sweet... until I met you.
