Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Are you a Mountie because I want to mount you.
I'm a high tide and I'm looking to smash.
I'm gonna make you say "Yes b'y" all night.
Is it hot in here or am I just wearing two pairs of long johns?
I want you for myself like Newfoundland has its own time zone.
Let's procreate like the snakes in the Narcisse Dens.
I'm not wearing any long johns.
Let me take you on a ride in my John Deere.
I'll show you my CN Tower if you show me your Skydome.
Are you timber? Because I'd split you.
Hide your beavers. I'm hunting them.
Would you help an endangered species? Because my woodcock needs help.
You know what they say, wheat fields are made for sowing.
What do you say after this hockey game you come back to my igloo & split a poutine?
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee, so I could get close to your lips.
Can I slide my iceberg into your alley?
Want to help raise my totem pole?
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
Damn girl you must be a maple tree because I'd tap that.
So get your tiny butt over here and let's watch hockey and cuddle, eh.
