Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
I'm actually way hotter than poutin.
Hey baby, my body's like Ontario. Yours to discover.
I won't take no for an answer. I'm having Nunavut.
Let's play hockey, because I'd love to have 2 minutes for holding.
Can your beaver eat my log?
I really want to Cape Enrage your Kouchibouguac.
My girl how you chest plate suh clean like it could a eat outta!
Yuh Sweet lak ah angel, so tell me whah deh Gwan up in nah heaven now? Why Gad send yuh ere?
My girl me wah full up yuh belly like cornmeal dumpling.
Girl if you're Jamaican we would click together coz I'm really into your type, come with me.
Baby, you're the patty to my coco bread.
Baby gi mi yuh number nuh, Mi lost mine?
I think that being a Jamaican is cool, so how about we try the dating pool to see if we're ok?
Baby, yuh look sweet like a ginger candy, me wan unwrap you and taste ya spices.
Baby! Gad know seh yuh deh yah? Caw yuh must be a Angel
Beg yuh a Wuk haffa yuh struccha nuh
Gal yuh too sweet, spend some time wid me suh some ah you sweetness rub off pon mi.
