Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
I wish I was Tim Horton's coffee, so I could get close to your lips.
Can I slide my iceberg into your alley?
Want to help raise my totem pole?
Wanna go back to my igloo and cuddle?
Damn girl you must be a maple tree because I'd tap that.
So get your tiny butt over here and let's watch hockey and cuddle, eh.
I have a confession to make: I've been looking at you more than I Ottawa.
Are you a maple tree? ‘Cause I'd tap that.
We both love hockey, eh? Can I give you a puck?
Unlike the Leafs, I will never let you down.
Will you be the Flin to my Flon?
It's cold out. Why don't you come back to my bed and we can warm up?
Oh I didn't mean to pull you in so close. I thought I heard a rutting bull moose.
Hey your hands would be a lot warmer if they were down the front of my pants?
Damn girl, are you a moose? Cause you make me go *moose noise*
Yukon check out my Klondike any time.
You're like a BC ferry: Everyone wants to get on you.
My feelings for you are Montreal.
I can love you more than a cowboy loves a fat calf.
Sorry, but would you mind if I poutine it in your butt?
