Insults - Part 193

Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.

The Best Insults

Describe the type of insults you want:

May I... Take you out for some tamales seÃ±orita?

Maya got a nice tan in Mexico, maybe next time Yucatan with me?

Let me sauce up your taco meat baby!

We can blame it on fajita the moment.

Can I beat your pinata?

Are you Mexican cause you should make me some burritos.

I want to put my burrito in your taco.

I want to be PopocatÃ©petl to your IztaccÃhuatl, except your not dead just fucking drunk.

Can I dip my Chorizo in your salsa?

Do you like tacos? Well cool you like 75% of me.

Your peroxide blonde hair looks good, but I would like to see if you are a true blonde.

Hey baby, why do you think they call it a pick-up truck?

You can't handle the tooth!

Girl you must be my cousin because I wanna do you.

My home is where I park it

God wants us to be together. That's why he gave us the same parents.

Wanna find out if my shotgun shell will fit in your double barrel?

Well, aren't you hotter than a mama cougar in heat running from my hunting dogs in August?

Hey baby, wanna go back to my place? Mamma said you had to be home by 10 anyway.

You look good in that lumberjack shirt but I would like to see you out of it.

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