Insults. Something about sticks and stones and words that never hurt? Well, whoever said that obviously missed all of the good insults. We try and keep it clean around here, but you will find just about everything on this list for your name calling needs.
The Best Insults
Hey babe, do you know that my mouth can generate over 3000 rpm?
You are prettier than a beer truck pulling up in the driveway.
Roses are red. Spend the night with me and I'll teach you all kinds of cool scientific stuff like that!
Tell me honey ham, did it hurt when the devil spit you up and you landed here?
You're a better kisser than your Momma and both yer sisters.
Hey baby, nice tooth.
I ain't no donkey herder, but I could wrangle that ass.
Wanna come back to my place, babe? I'm a thoroughbred.
What size boot you wear girl?
Hey girl, do you raise cattle? Cause those are some nice calves.
If you was my heifer, I'd done drive you to the meat processing plant.
Girl, I know how to shove my hips, I do it for a living!
Let's get trippy together barefoot.
My van's parked outside. Let's say you and I just take a ride down to the beach and check out the stars?
Your organic cotton t-shirt looks really soft. Can I feel it?
Hello, perhaps I could have someone else buy you a drink?
Do yoga with me as the sun is rising?
If we were trees. We'd be of the same species.
Let's take off each other's clothes... and then run in the fields together.
Wanna go back to my place for a little "fair trade?"
