Do you own a balalaika? Because you’ve struck a chord in my heart!
Is your name Moscow? Because I’m hopelessly lost in the beauty of your lights!
You must be a Russian winter, because my heart is frozen until you show up!
Can I be your caviar? Because I want to add some luxury to your life!
You’re more refreshing than a cold sip of kvass on a hot day!
I might not be Putin, but I’d invade your heart with love!
Is your heart a banya? Because you’ve got me feeling all hot and steamy!
You’re sweeter than a babushka’s honey cake!
Is your smile a vodka shot? Because it’s hitting me just right!
If being gorgeous were a sport, you’d be the Olympic champion!
Are you a winter coat? Because I can’t imagine getting through cold nights without you!
Do you have a license for that smile? Because it should be illegal!
You should be called Red Square, because you’ve got my heart in a whirl!
Are you a classic Russian poem? Because your beauty is timeless!
Can we make like a russet potato and mash together?
I may be borscht, but together we could be the perfect soup!
Are you made of snow? Because you’ve melted my defenses!
Are you an astronaut? Because I want to be over the moon with you!
You must be a tsaritsa, because my heart is decreeing your love!
How about we grab a drink? Don’t worry, I promise I won’t ask for a second!
Is your name Anastasia? Because you’ve awakened something in me!
You’re hotter than a summer in Sochi!
Want to share some pelmeni? Because I’d love to warm up with you!
Do you believe in fate? Because I think we just had a “vodka” moment!
Are you a traffic jam in Moscow? Because you’ve stopped my heart!
Let’s make like a babushka and roll into love!
Is your name Kremlin? Because I’d love to build a fortress around your heart!
Are you my soulmate? Because you’re making my heart race like a Lada!
You’re as irresistible as a hot bowl of borscht on a cold day!
Vanya might have a bear, but I’ve got all the love for you!
