You’re like a good vodka—smooth, strong, and I want to savor every moment!
Can I follow you home? Because my babushka always said to follow my dreams!
If beauty were a crime, you’d be serving a life sentence in Siberia!
Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes like a Russian in a blizzard!
If kisses were snowflakes, I’d give you a blizzard!
I would totally lick your guacaholey.
Wish I was British so I could say "could you polish me nob?"
The dying British soldiers won't be the only ones screaming in the night.
Winter's coming, does your ski-doo need an oil change?
I'm sorry did you say you drove the ski-doo, what's your ring size?
I'm from the Outback and I'd like to take you out back.
I'll neck ya like Hawko necks a beer!
I bet you sound like a Tasmanian Devil in bed.
If you were the waves and I was the surfer I would leave get out.
You must be Australian because you've turned my life upside-down.
Ever been in Devon? No? Would you like Devon to be in you?
I don't mean to be forword, but you seem fit for breeding.
If you want to see a castle, I'll show you a castle.
I'm not like the other Canadians you meet.
You've got beauty like Petit Champlain and curves like Bonhomme.
A fiddle isn't the only thing my fingers know their way around.
Mi wudda climb a makka tree naked fi yuh
Ay caramba! You're hotter than a jalepeño in the Mexican desert.
What do I have to say to your world to turn your, how do I say, enchiladas?
You are as pretty as a Green card.
Do you plan on going to see Big Ben anytime soon, because he's right here in my pants.
Is that a cheese puff or are you just happy to see me?
I jumped the border to america...so I bet I can jump the border to you're heart.
Has anyone ever told you you look like Chun Li? You know, that chic from Street Fighter 2.
