You must be a garden, cause I'm digging you.
How about you and me turnip in your bed?
I can suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose.
How long has it been since you mowed your lawn?
I like my men like I like my compost, dark and rich.
I dig you more than a shovel digs up plants.
Hate to see you go, but I love to watch your leaves!
I want to plant my Dogwood right in between your two big Hibiscus.
How big does your squash grow?
I'd like to make you my backyard bounty.
Did I ever tell you, you smell like a freshly cut lawn?
I've got an apple tree In my backyard. I'd catch them like I'd catch you.
You smell as good as a bundle of lavender.
What do you say we get out of here and free range somewhere green?
These mason jars fit perfectly in my hand. I bet you would too.
Roses are red, Violets are Blue, Tulips are cute, can I have your number?
Is your name Daisy cause I wanna plant you right here!
If me and you made a garden, would you plant your tulips next to mine?
Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
I like getting my hands dirty in any kind of organic garden.
I can't wait to show you my private garden.
Is that rhubarb in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
I love the way the dirt cracks off your face when you smile.
I wear this leaf blower so I can blow you 270 mph kisses.
Can I rake your front yard?
I like your melons, can I taste them?
If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I'd be walking in my garden forever.
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