Pick Up Lines for Gardeners and Plant Lovers - Part 2

We've got the best list of gardening related pick up lines. You can plant a seen with our funny pick up lines and see if anything grows from it.

The Best Garden Pick Up Lines

Describe the type of pick up lines you want:

I love a man with a raised bed.

So, you like gardening?

If I had a garden I'd put your two lips and my two lips together.

My roses aren't the only things with long stems.

Your broccoli heads are so big!

I think the soil needs some double digging.

I wanna can your cucumbers.

I think we should start a family tree.

Can I interest you in some of my compost?

Is that celery in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

I want to plant my Dogwood right in between your two big Hibiscus.

You must be a garden, cause I'm digging you.

Hate to see you go, but I love to watch your leaves!

I dig you more than a shovel digs up plants.

I like my men like I like my compost, dark and rich.

Girl, you smell like straight up lavender. A whole field of them.

How long has it been since you mowed your lawn?

I can suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose.

How about you and me turnip in your bed?

I like getting my hands dirty in any kind of organic garden.

How big does your squash grow?

I'd like to make you my backyard bounty.

Did I ever tell you, you smell like a freshly cut lawn?

I've got an apple tree In my backyard. I'd catch them like I'd catch you.

You smell as good as a bundle of lavender.

What do you say we get out of here and free range somewhere green?

These mason jars fit perfectly in my hand. I bet you would too.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue, Tulips are cute, can I have your number?

Is your name Daisy cause I wanna plant you right here!

If me and you made a garden, would you plant your tulips next to mine?