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Theatre and Broadway Pick Up Lines - Part 2

Whether you're at the high-school theatre, a Broadway show or a formal performance. We've got the pick up lines that will make them smitten.

Greatest Theater Pick Up Lines

If you need to practice that stage kiss, im always here for you.
My love for you is like the Hamilton Original Cast Recording: terribly addicting.
Are you Macbeth? Because your name sends shivers down my spine.
Unlike Hamlet's entire family, my love for you will never die.
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Because you're hot.
Because when push comes to shove, I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love.
There's a place in my heart spiked just for you.
You excite me more than the cast list being posted.
Are you a lead in a musical? Because I want you so badly.
If you were a script, I'd never go off book.
Are you Hamilton tickets? Because I'd do literally anything to make you mine.
You're so fine, you put the font size in playbills to shame.
I'll climb you like Valjean climbed the barricade.
To be, or not to be in bed with me? That is the question.
Are you a mic pack? because i want you in my pants.
You're like my college audition monologue: memorable, rare, and utterly perfect for me.
You make me feel the way I do right before I go onstage.
Are you the cast list? Because I can't stop looking at you.
Are you method acting because you're really in my head.
Are you our last tech rehearsal? Because you make me sleep deprived.
Unlike everyone else in Les Miserables, my love for you will never die.
Are you that line I screwed up? Because I can't stop thinking about you.
Are you my lines? because i'll never forget you.
Are you mic tape? Cause I want you leaving scars all over my body.
Are you auditions? Because you make me sweat.
Are you a new costume because i want to get inside you.
You must be opening night, because my heart races when I'm close to you.
I think you should come over tonight so we can practice that stage kiss...
Are you a spotlight cause you're blinding me and making it hard to wall.
Not being with you is like when your bobby pin is pulling on only one hair. It hurts so bad.