Jokes about stupidity and jokes that are just plain stupid. Everyone does stupid things, stupid jokes are just the result. Stupid jokes can be a great laugh and lets face it, it's always gonna be at someone's expense.
The Best Stupid Jokes
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.
Never argue with a fool, they will lower you to their level, and then beat you with experience.
Why can't an idiot dial 911? -- He can't find the 11 on the phone!
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
What do you do if a idiot throws a grenade at you? -- Pull the pin and throw it back at him!
What happens when you get scared half to death twice?
He who laughs last thinks slowest.
What did the pirate say when he turned 80? Aye matey.
What do you call somebody with no body and no nose? -- Nobody Knows
Who ever invented knock-knock jokes deserves a no-bell prize.
Why are pirates so mean? They just arrrr!
What if there were no hypothetical situations?
What make a forum? -- A two-um plus a two-um
Q: Why do you always find things in the last place you look?
A: Duh!
I was going to tell you a time-travel joke, but you didn't like it.
I tried to start a hot air balloon business, but it never took off.
I bought a dictionary and all the pages were blank. I have no words.
Why did the stupid joke get a job? It was tired of being told.
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
Why did the scarecrow get a promotion? He was outstanding in his field.
I told a joke about a roof once. It went right over everyone's head.
Why did the toaster break up with the bread? It was always getting burned.
Why can't your nose be twelve inches long? Then it would be a foot.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.
My dog used to chase people on a bike. It got so bad I had to take his bike away.
What do you call a bear with no ears? B.
Two antennas got married. The ceremony was dull, but the reception was excellent.
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells.
I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure.
Why did the man stare at the orange juice carton for an hour? It said "concentrate."
Why did the stupid joke cross the road? It didn't. It forgot where it was going halfway across.
My fridge was running, so I chased it for two miles. It still wouldn't come back.
I spent all day trying to remember the word for a fear of forgetting things. It's on the tip of my tongue.
My calendar and I have something in common. Our days are numbered.
Why did the clock get sent to the principal's office? It kept tocking in class.
