We fill your plate with some of the best thanksgiving jokes, how about some Turkey, Drumsticks and Stuffing but don't forget the Pilgrims, and the Mayflower.
The Best Thanksgiving Jokes
Who doesn't eat on Thanksgiving? A turkey, because it is always stuffed.
Happy Turkey Day, America! Don't forget to name the turkey and make everyone uncomfortable.
What did the turkey say before it was roasted? Boy! I'm stuffed!
Why can't you take a turkey to church? They use FOWL language.
What type of key is not good for opening doors? A Tur-key!
How did the Mayflower show that it liked America? It hugged the shore!
What if the Pilgrims shot a bobcat instead of a turkey? We'd be eating pussy for Thanksgiving!
Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive? It had 24 carrots.
What do you call a running turkey? Fast food.
What do you call a stuffed animal? You after thanksgiving.
When does your brother bring his new girlfriend to dinner? Skanksgiving.
What did baby corn say to mama corn? Where's popcorn?
Why did the turkey join the band? Because he had drumsticks!
What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian? He had an arrow escape
Why should you never set the turkey next to the desert? Because he will gobble, gobble it up!
Why do students always do so poorly after Thanksgiving? Because everything gets marked down after the holidays!
What kind of music did the Pilgrims like? Plymouth Rock
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims
What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving? The G
What kind of tan did pilgrims get at the beach? Puritan.
