We fill your plate with some of the best thanksgiving jokes, how about some Turkey, Drumsticks and Stuffing but don't forget the Pilgrims, and the Mayflower.
The Best Thanksgiving Jokes
Who doesn't eat on Thanksgiving? A turkey, because it is always stuffed.
Happy Turkey Day, America! Don't forget to name the turkey and make everyone uncomfortable.
What did the turkey say before it was roasted? Boy! I'm stuffed!
Why can't you take a turkey to church? They use FOWL language.
Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive? It had 24 carrots.
How did the Mayflower show that it liked America? It hugged the shore!
What type of key is not good for opening doors? A Tur-key!
What if the Pilgrims shot a bobcat instead of a turkey? We'd be eating pussy for Thanksgiving!
When does your brother bring his new girlfriend to dinner? Skanksgiving.
What do you call a running turkey? Fast food.
What do you call a stuffed animal? You after thanksgiving.
What kind of tan did pilgrims get at the beach? Puritan.
What did baby corn say to mama corn? Where's popcorn?
What happened to the Pilgrim who was shot at by an Indian? He had an arrow escape
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims
Why should you never set the turkey next to the desert? Because he will gobble, gobble it up!
What kind of music did the Pilgrims like? Plymouth Rock
Why do students always do so poorly after Thanksgiving? Because everything gets marked down after the holidays!
Why did the turkey join the band? Because he had drumsticks!
What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving? The G
