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Amusement Park and Theme Park Pick Up Lines

You may having fun at Disneyland, Seaworld, Six Flags or Universal and find that perfect someone. We have the best Theme park and Amusement Park pick up lines just for that. Don't forget State Fairs, County Fairs and Local Parties are a great place to meet people.

The Best Amusement Park Pick Up Lines

I own the best roller coaster in town, wanna ride it?
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I want to eat you like a redneck eating an elephant ear at the county fair.
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Is there a height requirement to ride you because as long as I'm standing behind you I qualify.
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I want to ride you like a roller coaster. Just try not to puke.
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Are you saying you want my log ride?
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You and me go together like Lightning Rod and downtime.
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Are you a single rider, because I'm a single rider too?
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Do you like roller coasters? Because I can send you on a ride you won’t forget.
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Want to go for Mind Eraser? I'd sure like to Hang and Bang with you!
  
  
Wanna hold my corn dog?
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Were you born at an amusement park? Because after being with you I feel dizzy, then sick, then excited, then hungry for funnel cake, then I want to do it all over again.
  
  
Why don't you and me go back to my John Deere Green Ford Truck and share a moon pie while we watch the fireworks.
  
  
You remind me of a roller coaster, every time I think about riding you I get sick... love sick
  
  
Are you here for Steel Vengeance? Because I'd like to take you on the wildest ride of your life.
  
  
Is your name the Beast, because I want to ride you tonight.
  
  
Is your name Dolly? Because I have some great wood waiting for you.
  
  
How about trying the thrill ride in my pants?
  
  
El Toro is great, but wait until you see my big woody!
  
  
Hey girl, Big Thunder Mountain might be right over there, but I can assure you that I'm the wildest ride in the wilderness.
  
  
Girl are you space mountain? Because you're better with the lights off.
  
  
Is that a woodie or are you just happy to see me?
  
  
Are you a Dragon Wagon? Because I'm too big to fit.
  
  
Are you RMC? Because you turn my woodie to steel
  
  
I'm not going to be the only credit whore tonight!
  
  
My Beast is the longest woody in the world!
  
  
Hey girl, are you a chain lift? Because I want to clickety-clack with you tonight!
  
  
Forget that roller coaster baby come get on this log ride!
  
  
Hey girl, you ever use a fast-pass?
  
  
If I could rename this place Id call it (date's name) studios because you are my universe.
  
  
You ladies in line to ride the Hulk? Here, take these express passes to my pants!
  
  

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I own the best roller coaster in town, wanna ride it?I want to eat you like a redneck eating an elephant ear at the county fair.Is there a height requirement to ride you because as long as I'm standing behind you I qualify.