Your Jordan jersey looks nice, but I bet it'd look even nicer on my bedroom floor.
You're coming at me fast, but I'd take a charge for you.
Can I dribble through your legs?
I love the way you handle the ball! Will you come lay up on me?
I'll let you foul play on me.
I've never made an incomplete pass, and I hope you won't be my first.
I adore you more than America loves basketball.
May I put my balls in your basket?
Hey girl. What's your bracket lookin like this year?
Do you play basketball? Because you're a slam dunk!
Hey girl, I'll give you a delay of game warning.
You be the Knicks and I'll bring the Heat!
I'm a good ball handler, what about you?
I wish someone was there to alley-oop my air-balls.
Excuse me, you look familiar. Are you a famous basketball player?
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