Your organic shirt looks great on you, can I touch it?
Boy if you were a vegetable, you’d be a cutecumber.
Forget the vegan jerky; I'll do some primal stripping for you any day.
Hey baby, wanna come over and scramble my tofu?
Hey, babe, how about some of this late summer veggie gazpacho?
How vegan are you again? oh I can be advised about nutrition for hours.
I've been looking for a seitan worshipper like you my whole life.
I've heard that I taste like nooch--wanna confirm?
Meat is murder, but meat's gonna make you scream.
May I take your picture? It’s for the World’s Sexiest Vegan competition.
Even though I'm a vegetarian, I still need my daily dose of meat and protein.
You may be vegan, but I know you want my meat.
I have veganaise in the fridge at my place.
How do you like your eggs, substituted or fertilized?
I may not eat animal products, but that doesn't mean I can't swallow.
I'll give you a reason to try milk again.
Hey there, I bought you some fair trade, organic, vegan chocolate.
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