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Get a Date at Your Yoga Class - Part 2

Pick up a date at your yoga class with these amazing lines. It's not a stretch to get a laugh or even a number if you're lucky.




Top Rated Yoga Lines

You can put your hands at my heart's center.
Maybe you can give me a private lesson sometime?
So I couldn't help but notice our breathing patterns were really in sync today.
Are you Sirsasana? Because you turned my world upside down.
Did you get those yoga pants on sale? They're 100% off at my place.
I hope you're into yoga, cause you're gonna get a good stretch tonight!
Want to see me plank while lifting both legs?
You tell me your mantra and I'll l tell you mine.
I see we're both doing pigeons!
I bet you're really flexible.
Are you doing Ananda Balasana, or are you just happy to see me, baby?
Let me be your baby cobra.
My Cobra pose isn't the only thing that's rising upward.
I'd let you Chataranga over me any day!
Why don't I help you extend before yoga this evening?
Don't mind me as I full wheel you.
Every muscle in your body is beautiful.
It's always bikram yoga when you're doing it.
We aren't even in hot yoga, yet you make them sweat.
Do you like yoga? Because I could downward dog you all night.

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You can put your hands at my heart's center.Maybe you can give me a private lesson sometime?
So I couldn't help but notice our breathing patterns were really in sync today.