Animal Jokes

Jokes about animals and animal things. Animals are funny, they do funny things and make easy targets for jokes. Their feelings won't get hurt. Go ahead and tell that Giraffe that is looks silly becasue of his long funny neck.

The Best Animal Jokes

Why do cows wear bells? -- Because their horns don't work
What do you call cows that have a sense of humor? Laughing stock.
What is a rabbit's favorite music? -- Hip-Hop!
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.
I once had a goldfish that could break-dance on a carpet, but only for like 25 seconds.
Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, 'Why the long face?'
What do you call a crate full of ducks? -- A box of quackers!
What kind of bees make milk instead of honey? Boobies.
Why are fish so smart? -- Because they live in schools.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison.
What happened when the lion ate the comedian? -- He felt funny!
What do you call a woodpecker with no beak? -- A headbanger.
Where do dogs go when they lose their tails? --To the retail store.
Which day do chickens hate the most? -- Friday
Zebras are just horses that escaped from prison.
What do you call cattle with a sense of humor? -- Laughing stock.
Where does a sheep go for a haircut? To the baaabaaa shop!
What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.
What did the cobbler say when a cat wandered into his shop? -- Shoe!
Why did the cow cross the road? -- To get to the udder side.

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