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Animal Jokes

Jokes about animals and animal things. Animals are funny, they do funny things and make easy targets for jokes. Their feelings won't get hurt. Go ahead and tell that Giraffe that is looks silly becasue of his long funny neck.


The Best Animal Jokes

Why do birds fly south? -- Because it's too far to walk.
Q. What did the cat say after eating two robins lying in the sun? A. I just love baskin' robins.
Why do hens lay eggs? -- If they dropped them, they'd break.
What do you call an alligator that causes fights? -- An Instigator.
What do you call a dog that does magic tricks? A labracadabrador.
I have the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the Toronto zoo.
I bought my friend an elephant for his room. He said -- Thanks, I said -- Don't mention it
What do you call an alligator in a vast? -- An inVestiGator.

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