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Jokes to tell the women in your life - Part 2

Short Jokes about Women. Sure, women can be a bit sensitive, but it's just a joke right? Be prepared to dodge plates, knives or maybe even the kitchen sink. It better be funny.


The Best Jokes about Women

What gets easier to pick up the heavier it gets? -- Women.
Being an ugly girl is like being a man; you have to work for your money.
Why don't women need watches? - There's a clock on the stove.
What's the real punishment for bigamy? More than one mother-in-law!
A quiet man, is a thinking man. A quiet woman, is usually mad.
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
I married my wife for her looks...but not the ones she's been giving me lately!
What do you call a woman with one black eye? -- A quick Learner.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? -- Nothing, she's been told twice.
I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with 'Guess' on it. I said, 'Thyroid problem?
Why do men have 2 heads and women 4 lips? -- Cause men do all the thinking and women do all the talking.
Why do women have small feet? -- So they can stand closer to the kitchen counter.
Women never have anything to wear. Don't question the racks of clothes in the closet; you "just don't understand"
What's the difference between a woman and a computer? -- A computer only needs the information punched into it once.
Why do women have periods? -- Because they deserve them.
A man driving a car hits a woman. Whose fault is it? The man's. Why was he driving in the kitchen?
What do you do if a bird shits on your car? -- Don't ask her out again.
Q: What do you do when your wife's staggering? A: Shoot her again.
How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There is a clock on the stove.
Women love to shop. It is the one area of the world where they feel like they're actually in control.

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