Cycling Pick Up Lines to Get You Rolling

Pedal into romance with these wheelie clever cycling lines

Describe the type of pick up lines you want:

Your heart is like Sir Chris Hoy’s medal cabinet. Full of solid gold.

I don’t know how to make a mixtape so I got you a new cassette.

Wanna go cycling together? Just swear you won’t go braking my heart?

I’m blinded by love for you! And on that note we’ll need to take a tandem today because I literally cannot see a thing, and am also severely love drunk, which while cute does not bode well for traffic lights.

Cycle with me? I feel like I’m on a whole other gear when I’m with you!

Unicycle? Girlllll! How about U-‘n’-I cycle?

I’ve always thought of you as the girl next Contador.

You’re like the brightest head torch on the darkest of days. You completely light up my world!

You’re nothing like Chris because with you I never feel Board, man.

Can I cycle in your slipstream? My parents always told me to follow my dreams…

My love for you is like Lance Armstrong’s use of drugs. It has been going on for a long time now and I am completely unashamed and un-repenting in finally admitting it.

I’m actually a great chef as well as a cyclist. Come over Friday and I’ll [Nicole] Cooke your favourite [Mark] Caven-dish? (not intended in a cannibalistic way)

They say love will find a way. But I forgot my Garmin and have got severely lost on my way over to your house, please send help. Love you.

I keep falling off my mountain bike while waiting for you to call. I can’t handle the suspension.

They say the course of true love never did run smooth but I’d ride over cobbles for you.

You’re like a penny farthing – you make me feel like I’m 100ft tall!

I could be like your Brompton! I’m not that cool but you can take me anywhere.

Did you fall from the Evans? As it looks like they’re missing an angel.

I’d ride on only my front wheel to the endo the earth for you.

I’m nothing like the cyclists on the 90s Tour de France – I won’t be cheating on you!

Roses are red, my face is too, this only happens when I cycle with you.

Are your legs tired from spinning, or because you've been running through my mind all day?

Want to lock our bikes together?

I bet we could do some good interval training together.

I’ve never seen a sleeker frame.

Want to go for a ride?

Hey there cyclist, do you need to use my pump?

Are you a rusty bike? Because you gonna squeak and scream when I ride you tonight.

Want to plan a ride up the hill. It feels great when you're on top.

You remind me of my last biking accident. Because I am going head over heels for you.

You know, I don't need energy bars to keep me going.

Hey there cyclist, is that your kickstand, or are you just happy to see me?

Hey there cyclist, I wheelie like you!

If we raced, I would let you win, so I could get a good view from the back.

I'd buy a tandem bike just to ride with you.

I stretched out my hamstrings, but every time I see you, I feel a tug at my heartstrings

Are you a bike? Because I wanna ride you until I get tired.

Hey there cyclist, I'll be your mechanic if you'll be my ride.

Hey there cyclist, an I make you a recovery drink? You're going to need it.

Hey the cyclist, can I take you for a spin on my handlebars?

Hey there cyclist, want to go on a morning ride?

I can keep increasing the resistance on my bike, but I just can't resist you.

You smell as fresh as a brand new can of bag balm.

Wanna go spin for a couple hours?

Would you date a cyclist or should I just start stalking you?

Can I photograph you for the Babes on Bikes thread.

How'd ya like to swap saddle sore pics?

Wanna see the cyclingnews post that got me banned?

Sounds like your bottom bracket could use some lube.

Wow, your bottom bracket is huge!

Is it me or is your bottom bracket super tight?

Looks like your bottom bracket could be torqued a bit.

Wanna make your bottom bracket feel like its spinning on butter?

I can get that squeak/noises out of your bottom bracket any day.

Anyone ever ream your bottom bracket?

I'm really into big bottom brackets.

Look I can make your bottom bracket spin like buttagh!

Wow, that's a big head set!

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