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Geography and Travel Pick Up Lines - Part 2

Is your geography class boring you? Try these fun geography and travel pick up lines to wake up that hottie.

Funniest Geography Pick Up Lines

If my love for you was a volcano, it's status would be, active!
You want to take a trip down South tonight?
The climate in my heart has been warmer and slightly more humid ever since I met you.
The only greater landmass than the continent of Asia is the mass contained in these arms [flex arms, raise one eyebrow].
They say the Marianas Trench is the deepest point in the world, but clearly they've never looked into your eyes.
Hey, are you a river that's prone to flooding, because you'll get some hard engineering tonight
Are you a cartographer? Because you have mileage markers in all the right places.
You spin my heart like a globe.
Let's build a home in the desert. We can Gobi together forever!
The Nile isn't just a river in Egypt. It's also something I can't do regarding my feelings for you!
The status of certain groups of islands in the sea between Japan and China may be disputed, but my love for you isn't!
I want to explore you like a National Geographic journalist.
Right now we're islands. Let's be an archipelago.
Mississippi River Delta? No, you're my Mississippi River Alpha!
Are you an angel! Or maybe I'm just dizzy from altitude sickness.
If I said Marco, would you say Polo?
There are five oceans, seven continents, and only one person like you!
You make my heart melt faster than the glaciers of the North! Seriously we should probably do something about that though.
Let's go to the top of a mountain where I've set up a lovely dinner. It will be Kilimanjaromantic.
If I could rearrange the map, I would put Uruguay and Iruguay together! I would also found the nation of Iruguay.
If you put your titi on my caca then together we will create a Peruvian lake.
North, South, East, West, whichever way I look I like you the best!
You're the capitol of every nation in my eyes! Except Djibouti. The capitol of Djibouti is also Djibouti.
Are you a major geological formation in Australia that's been designated a world heritage site by UNESCO? Because you Ayers ROCK!
If my love for you was a volcano, it's status would be, active! You want to take a trip down South tonight? The climate in my heart has been warmer and slightly more humid ever since I met you.