I'm a transformer, I'm a big step up from your last boyfriend.
You must be a transformer because you’re transforming my day into something special.
Care to see me turn my dingy into a yacht?
Excuse me, ma'm. there's been a report of a deviant around. I'm going to have to dust you for fingerprints.
You look like you have excellent genetics and would be a fine mother. Wanna breed?
That is quite an elbow joint.
That plunger brings out the color in your eyes!
Let's become a potty of two tonight.
Are you goodwill? Because you’re making me feel priceless.
Ouch. You stepped on my foot. I've got an idea for how you can mitigate your damages.
I'm a lawyer... Thrust me.
I'll show you my briefs if you show me yours.
Are you a motion to dismiss? Because I can’t object to anything about you.
You're like an island where everyone wants to dock his ship.
Babe you cant go anywhere actually cause I gotta 10-4 you to me.
Hey girl, your eyes are beautiful. Are they insured?
Hey girl, Can I protect you...for life?
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring a prior authorization before our first date.
Movie stars give thousands of signatures a day. All I'm asking for is just one from you.
You handle that hose well!
I am on fire, you wanna stop drop and roll with me?
Bet we could fit two in those bunkers.
My farmers tan is all over my body.
Do you have a stethoscope? Because I think we could take our relationship to the next level... and listen to each other's hearts beat as one.
Are you saline? Because you’re keeping me going.
I'm the unique solution which exists for your differential equation.
Can I do your systems analysis?
You must be differentiable, because all I see are smooth curves.
I miss you so hard, titanium would break like glass.
My love for you could power the world's electrical needs for our our time.
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