Hey, did ya know I'm part of a soccer team? (Really?) Yeah, hopefully I score tonight.
Don't Worry, Baby, I Won't Bite (Luis Suarez)
I like to practice some of my penalty kicks with you.
Wanna see my world cup in action?
Are you Messi? Because your touch is priceless.
Let's scream and moan and writhe around on the ground together.
I can be Manchester City and you can be Tottentham. In other words, I am gonna screw you hard tonight.
Because I play soccer all of the time, I'm really good at footsie.
Let’s play soccer. You can be the goalie and I’ll try to score with my Jabulani balls!
I can bend it better than beckham.
My name must be Ashley Young, because I'm falling for you.
Are you Valdes? Because I want to teach you how to handle balls.
I know you love playing soccer, wanna play a soccer lover?
Did you know I'm the ronaldo of lovers?
Is your name Ronaldinho? Because your ball control is amazing.
Ever wondered why people call me the shooter?
Is your name Luis? Because I am hot as Figo without the ego.
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