Don't Worry, Baby, I Won't Bite (Luis Suarez)
Are you Valdes? Because I want to teach you how to handle balls.
Wanna see my world cup in action?
Are you Messi? Because your touch is priceless.
Are you Fernando Torres? Because I miss the old you.
I can be Manchester City and you can be Tottentham. In other words, I am gonna screw you hard tonight.
Hey, girl. I bet I can get you excited without even using my hands.
Because I play soccer all of the time, I'm really good at footsie.
Let's scream and moan and writhe around on the ground together.
I can bend it better than beckham.
Want to go upstairs and see my autograph picture of Pele?
My name must be Ashley Young, because I'm falling for you.
Ever wondered why people call me the shooter?
I know you love playing soccer, wanna play a soccer lover?
Did you know I'm the ronaldo of lovers?
Is your name Ronaldinho? Because your ball control is amazing.
Is your name Luis? Because I am hot as Figo without the ego.
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