What's long and hard and intimidates everyone? My BAT. Isn't it adorable?
Do you like yoga? Because I could downward dog you all night.
Shhhh. No need for words. You had me at Muay Thai Plum.
Girl you're so beautiful you made me double fault.
They call me Derek Jeter because I got loose hips and I'm good at stroking balls away
Is your name Luis? Because I am hot as Figo without the ego.
So I heard you from across the gym. Do you make that noise for everything?
Saw you working out hard so I bought you a water.
Excuse me, you look familiar. Are you a famous basketball player?
I'd swim up to 800 meters for your love.
Are you chlorine? Because I wanna smell like you.
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