Baby, tonight is like WEC, because we'll never forget.
Do you do body combat? Because your body is kicking!
You can call me Palhares. Because I can't wait to tap that.
Are those Vale Tudo shorts you're wearing or are you just happy to see me?
I hope our love is like a GSP fight. It never ends.
Hey girl are you a skiing event, cause I would travel cross-country for you!
Is that a batting glove in your pocket, or do you have kind of a lumpy butt? Cuz if you do, that's cool. I'm not picky.
You be the Knicks and I'll bring the Heat!
I'm a good ball handler, what about you?
Why go to the gym when you could be getting a work out at my place?
I wanna get your heart rate going.
Did you know I'm the ronaldo of lovers?
Is your name Ronaldinho? Because your ball control is amazing.
Ever wondered why people call me the shooter?
I wish someone was there to alley-oop my air-balls.
Coach told me to keep my heart rate under 160 beats per minute, but then I saw you.
I'm tired of the singles action—how about we play some doubles?
I know a fun activity that can burn 500 calories an hour.
Are you a JCB because you sure know how to dig.
My spandex aren't the only thing that's tight.
Are you a volleyball? Cause I'd get my hands all over you any day.
Are you from Brazil because you look like you'd be good off your back.
Your love is like a cage. I can't escape it.
Can you check to see if my balls are properly inflated?
Is your name Nick Kyrgios, coz l will knock you out.
You're the protien to my shake.
You can call me the A's because I'm destroying that Kitty right now
What's long and hard and intimidates everyone? My BAT. Isn't it adorable?
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