GotLines - Pick Up Lines, Jokes and Insults

Surfing Pick Up Lines That Make a Splash - Part 2


Ride the perfect break with these wave-worthy conversation starters

A surfboard is easy to ride. You don't need to learn to ride it.
Are you a surfboard? You need a waxing before I can take a ride.
Babe I am a surfer, because I would body surf you all night long.
Babe, I would rather be cranking your waves in bed.
Babe, the surf isn't the only thing up tonight.
Bless a man with a surfboard, you have distracted him for the whole day. Teach a man good surfing skills, you can't get him to work forever.
Did you just go over the falls? Because I'm gonna bang you up hard.
Do you think it's hard meeting new people? Try taking off the wrong wave. You will meet as much as you desire.
Hey baby! Are you a surfboard? Because you appear like you need waxing before taking a ride.
Hey baby! If you don't mind, let me throw you into a trailer and get you hauled into the sea.
Hey girl, I’d like to throw you on a trailer and haul you to the sea.
Hey gurl, let me take you surfing. I'll teach you how to ride my stick
Hey guy! Am about diving into the ocean of love. Do you want surfing?
Hey Jane! Choose which is prettier today; the sky, the water, or your beautiful eyes.
Hey Johanna! Do you have sunburn on your body or you are always hot as a summer?
Hey ladies, which way to the beach?
Hey Lisa! Show me the way to the beach. I need to catch some fun.
Hey Wendy! Show me the way to the beach of love and I will explore it.
I am about to dive into the sea of love with you. Come along and surf with me.
I am not a professional swimmer. Can you help me with your lifeguard while we surf the ocean together?
I know they say there’s plenty of fish in the sea, but I think you’re my nemo.
I surf better whenever I am wet.
I’m about to dive into the sea…you want surfing.
I’m about to dive into your sea.
If I have my way, I will seek permission to come on board with you.
If I have the chance, I would have exerted some motion in your ocean.
I'll do that new wax job for you.
I'll hang your wetsuit out to dry till death do us part.
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can really see myself in your wetsuit.
Permission to board?
Ready to get wipeout tonight by my big surf?
So you’re mermaid huh? I take it you are very accustomed to seamen then?
Surf & chill?
Your board isn't the only thing you'll be putting in a bag today.
Your surfboard is attractive and big. Can I explore it?