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Electrician and Electrical Pick Up Lines - Part 2





Electrician Pick Up Lines to Spark Up Your Life

Are you a power surge? Because you’re overwhelming.
If you were a light switch, I’d never turn you off.
Do you know what my favorite type of wire is? The one that connects me to you.
I don’t need a meter to tell me that you’re hot.
I think you’re the missing piece to complete my circuit.
Do you believe in love at first shock?
Is your name Watt? Because you’re looking pretty electric.
I'm here to check your shorts.
Have you ever met a detective electrician? They call me Sherlock Ohms.
I am an electrician, I want to give you a jolt of my high voltage juice,
Baby your ass is rounder than a motor's rotor.
Do I turn you on? Because I can.
If you were a burger at McDonald's, you would be the new McShock.
Girl I'm an Electrician, I can turn your lights on.

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Are you a power surge? Because you’re overwhelming.
If you were a light switch, I’d never turn you off.
Do you know what my favorite type of wire is? The one that connects me to you.