You must be an extension cord, because I want to stay connected to you forever.
Are you a power cord? Because you’re the connection I’ve been looking for.
You’re like perfectly crimped wire—secure and dependable.
Are you a cable clamp? Because you’ve got my heart locked in place.
You must be speaker wire, because you amplify my feelings.
Are you a wire tester? Because you’ve found the live connection to my heart.
You’re like a perfectly installed cable—smooth, flawless, and essential.
You must be a pair of pliers, because you’ve got a strong grip on my feelings.
Are you a conduit bender? Because you’ve shaped my life perfectly.
You’re like my favorite tool—something I can’t work without.
Are you a voltage tester? Because you’ve got my energy buzzing.
You must be a screwdriver, because you’ve tightened all the loose ends in my life.
Are you a circuit breaker? Because you’ve stopped me in my tracks.
You’re like my toolbox—full of everything I need.
Are you a power drill? Because you’ve driven straight into my heart.
You must be a ladder, because you’ve lifted me to new heights.
Are you a clamp meter? Because you’ve measured the current of my love.
You’re like wire cutters—making everything neat and simple in my life.
Are you a flashlight? Because you’ve illuminated my darkest moments.
You must be a voltage detector, because you’ve sensed my feelings for you.
Are you a toolbelt? Because you’ve got everything I could ever need.
You’re like a perfect set of tools—useful, reliable, and always impressive.
Are you a socket wrench? Because you’ve tightened my love for you.
I'm here to check your shorts.
Can I earth you? You seem to be at a high potential.
Have you ever met a detective electrician? They call me Sherlock Ohms.
You must be a transformer because you’re transforming my day into something special.
I am an electrician, I want to give you a jolt of my high voltage juice,
Baby your ass is rounder than a motor's rotor.
Do I turn you on? Because I can.
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