You blend into my dreams like a perfect overlay mode.
Let me be the whitespace that frames your beauty.
Your laugh: 100% Pantone certified happiness.
I want to iterate on us until we're pixel-perfect.
You inspire better drafts than any client ever did.
I couldn’t help but notice your eye path went right to my smudge stick.
Do you prefer to have a web safe sex?
Was your new year's resolution 300dpi?
you're so ugly i'd either have to drink a lot or use my stamp clone tool to get rid of the spots
Do you want to have sex on the table or shall we do it on the div layout?
You're so beautiful, i wonder where did you buy your template?