Hey baby, there's no need to fret if your g-string is open.
So, do you prefer lento, andante, or allegro?
A mouthpiece isn't the only place I like to put my lips.
Baby, our love will be like the cello line from Pachabel's Canon, it's gonna go on forever.
How many positions can you get into?
How bout you come over here and let me put my damp-it in your f-hole.
Hey baby I play bass drum, so you know I could give you a nice deep bang…
Baby when we're done, you're gonna need a whole rest
Are you from the 19th Century? Cause you can be my Babethoven!
Hey girl, is your leading tone a C# because all I can see coming next is this D.
Is that a fugue I hear? Because we're about to get entangled.
Can you please be the Treble to my clef?
Our voices are more than an octave apart. Let's get a little closer.
If you were my theory homework, I'd slam you on the table and do you all night long.
You make my heart go all staccato.
Would you like to borrow my tuner? Because you're looking pretty sharp to me.
Do you mind helping me work on my fingerings?
Darling, are you having treble? Don't worry, I'll be your strong bass.
You have a nice set of mallets.
Will you help with with my French technique?
Guitarists finger faster, you know.
Trombones can do seven positions, and baby, my favourite's on the floor.
Did you just move from a V to I chord? Because I think you're perfect.
Boy are you a fifth because you're perfect.
Can you sing low? Because I'm all about that bass.
Let's just cut to the chase and duet already.
Is that a microphone in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
Save a drum, bang a drummer.
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