Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Why don't we go back to the rink and you can show me how you handle your stick.
How bout you come over here and let me put my damp-it in your f-hole.
I'd give up one of my 9 lives for you
Is your mom a light bulb? Because you light up my world.
You're so smart, I think we could make a great team... and by team, I mean in the operating room.
Are you my balance sheet? Because you’re everything I’ve been looking for.
When the Irish say that St. Patrick chased the snakes out of Ireland, what they don't tell you is that he was the only one who saw any snakes!
I might need you to take a closer look at these briefs.
Could you prompt me? I'd like to know the directions to your heart.
When the perfume factory magnate died it was discovered that he didn't leave his heirs a scent.
If I can't score, can I at least get an assist?
Is it hot in here? Is it the salamander, the grill, and the 18 burners? or is it you?
Can you tell me where I can find books on overcoming a deeply passionate love I have for a librarian?
I can't remember what sex is. Care to help me remember?
I can last the entire Cabot Trail.
If I said you have nice fur, would you hold it against me?
Are you a transformer? Because you make my heart change frequency.
Do you have a thermometer? Because I think our relationship is reaching new temperatures... and I'm not just talking about my body temperature.
You must be a cash flow statement, because you make my heart run smoothly.
Are you a drainage pipe? Because you carry away all my worries.
