Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
You must be a garden, cause I'm digging you.
How about you and me turnip in your bed?
I can suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose.
How long has it been since you mowed your lawn?
Girl, you smell like straight up lavender. A whole field of them.
I like my men like I like my compost, dark and rich.
I dig you more than a shovel digs up plants.
Hate to see you go, but I love to watch your leaves!
I want to plant my Dogwood right in between your two big Hibiscus.
How big does your squash grow?
I'd like to make you my backyard bounty.
Did I ever tell you, you smell like a freshly cut lawn?
I've got an apple tree In my backyard. I'd catch them like I'd catch you.
You smell as good as a bundle of lavender.
What do you say we get out of here and free range somewhere green?
These mason jars fit perfectly in my hand. I bet you would too.
Roses are red, Violets are Blue, Tulips are cute, can I have your number?
Is your name Daisy cause I wanna plant you right here!
If me and you made a garden, would you plant your tulips next to mine?
Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
