Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
I ordered the skate so you'd think I was sophisticated and healthy. Now I'm still hungry. Pizza burgers when your shift ends?
Don't worry, I'm 100% organic and locally grown.
I'd love to get into your plants!
I left my watering can at home but I can still make it grow.
There's something so organic to the way you use your hands.
You're rosebush or mine?
Want to cross pollinate?
If I were your gardener I'd put your Tulips and My Tulips together
You're so sexy you make me want to flower.
If I were a gardener, You'd be my hoe.
You're like a sweet honeybee stinging my heart.
Will you let me water your bushes?
Is that a stalk of chard in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
I see you're putting some flowers down in your new garden... how about you come plant one of them on me?
You could plant some seeds in my back garden!
How juicy are your pumelos?
Your heirloom tomatoes are the juiciest I have ever tasted.
You must be a garden, cause I'm digging you.
How about you and me turnip in your bed?
I can suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose.
