Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
I know we've just met, but will you marinade me?
Can get your reference number?
If you were a script, i'd never want to be off book.
May I take you to dinner? Next Monday would be best because that's when my social security check arrives.
Won't you please open your Northwest Passage and let me hike your tundra?
If you was my heifer, I'd done drive you to the meat processing plant.
Stop, you're giving me a woodwind.
You can look through my tackle box.
Do you have a stethoscope, because I think we could take our relationship to the next level.
Are you an asset? Because you’ve increased the value of my life.
Are you a T-joint? Because you’re the missing piece in my life.
How about we head back to my place, and we make a nudum pactum?
The drunk went into the barbershop and said, 'Take a little off the tope.'
A funny criminal is a silicon.
Hey baby, can I put you on reserve?
Your senior assisted living facility or mine?
Do you wanna roll up my rim?
You must be the fifth scale degree of a diatonic scale, because you're always dominant in my thoughts.
