Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Do you make tacos? Cuz I really want some of that lengua.
Do you want to get a beavertail and get outta here.
Even ice cream melts in my hand, why don't you?
Have you ever seen a guy eat an entire can of pinto beans in under 10 seconds? Would you like to?
Hey do you want to make like a banana and split... The check.
This food isn't the only thing I'll be eating tonight.
Is your name paprika? Cause you spice up my life!
How about I check your internal temperature with my meat thermometer?
I believe in eating all organic.
I have a bunch of Klondike bars back at my place.
I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.
I know we barely know each other, but pasta and love are best al dente.
I love french fries but I love you more.
I like my women like I like my soup: Hot, Creamy, and no stranger to spooning.
I ran out of my pickled summer garden vegetables. Can I have some of yours?
I relish the idea of spending time with you. We should ketchup sometime.
I wanna be like waffles with you and wake up on top of each other.
If i was a potato, would you be my cheesy?
If you were a dessert, I would drizzle a balsamic reduction all over you.
If you were a food, you'd be bacon, because you're fat.
