Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Meat is murder, but meat's gonna make you scream.
Sure I could buy you a drink, but I’d be jealous of the glass.
Hey! You owe me a drink. I dropped mine when you walked by.
I see you’ve got some tequila’s. Does that mean you wanna give me a shot?
I think all the bottles in this bar must be jealous, cause your beauty is the most intoxicating thing in this place.
What do you say I buy the booze and you show me how to shake it.
What do you say we get out of here? I bet you’re way better to wake up next to than a hangover.
I’m letting girls take body shots off my amazing torso for 5 euro’s. How many can I count you in for?
In medieval times my beer belly would be a sign of prosperity and attractiveness, what do you think?
Look I’m just trying to drink here, but you’re very distracting.
Most men/women are intimidated by me. It’s okay, you don’t have to be scared to buy me a drink.
I couldn’t help noticing you’re drinking the same as me. Are you trying to copy me?
When you’re done with that beer shall we play spinn the bottle?
Are you going to finish that? (pointing at her/his drink)
Excuse me. I am not sure if you're aware but i'm extremely attractive.
Excuse me. My friend here and I are debating about which of these (drinks) is better. What do you think?
Have you tried the (drink) here? It's terrific!
Hi there, are you drinking a beer? Would like to join me in a game of pool?
Hi there, are you drinking a mixed drink? Mind if I join you.
Hi there, is that a tequila shot? Let's take the party back to my room.
