Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Girl I'd fake being a blind old man, just to touch you inappropriately.
A cello isn't the only interesting thing between my legs.
That’s a beautiful dog. Does she have a phone number?
Do you have a snorkel? Because you take my breath away.
You’re the spark I didn’t know I needed to end this year right.
Are you medical tape? Because you’re holding everything together for me.
As Christians, shouldn't we honor all Scripture? Let's start with 2 Corinthians 13:12.
Moliere's influence on modern comedy just shows that he was very farce-sighted.
You are the hollandaise to my poached egg.
Do you want to get dinner with me? Must be between 4-4:30.
I ain't no donkey herder, but I could wrangle that ass.
I’ve called heaven and told them they must be missing an angel fish.
Can I be your beach breeze? Because I want to bring a refreshing change into your life.
Are you champagne bubbles? Because you’re lifting me up.
You must be a healthcare hero, because you’ve saved my heart.
The shovel was a ground-breaking invention.
I crossed a cell phone with a skunk, and now the service stinks.
You're coming at me fast, but I'd take a charge for you.
Will you be the Laila to my Majnu?
