Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
Cheers to a night of new beginnings... and to you being in all of mine.
Are you an asset? Because you’ve increased the value of my life.
You must be a healthcare hero, because you’ve saved my heart.
You must be a debit, because you’ve got my attention balanced.
Are you medical tape? Because you’re holding everything together for me.
Are you a journal entry? Because you’ve got me adjusting my priorities.
You’re like an EpiPen—reviving me when I’m down.
You’re like my favorite ledger—every time I think of you, things just add up.
Do you believe in accrual love? Because my feelings for you just keep building.
Are you a T-account? Because you balance me perfectly.
You must be an audit, because you’ve uncovered all the best parts of me.
Are you FIFO? Because you’ve been first in my heart for a long time.
Are you retained earnings? Because I want to invest in you forever.
Are you my balance sheet? Because you’re everything I’ve been looking for.
You must be a cash flow statement, because you make my heart run smoothly.
Are you inventory? Because I can’t wait to count you as mine.
Are you net income? Because you’ve become the bottom line of my happiness.
Are you revenue? Because every time I see you, my spirits increase.
Let’s merge like companies, because together, we’d be unstoppable.
Are you a contingent liability? Because I didn’t expect to fall for you this hard.
