Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
This year’s been good, but meeting you just made it the best one yet.
Are you a tongue depressor? Because I’m speechless around you.
What is Dracula's favorite restaraunt? - Murder King
If I had a dime for every book I've ever read, I'd say: Wow, that's coincidental.
Hockey players are terrible chess players because they are always getting checked.
Each time I tried shooting blindfolded I found it an aimless pursuit.
If I were a basketball player I'd be Shaquille O'Feel
You must be Egyptian because I'm a slave for you.
You remind me of someone I met during the summer of 1969, those were the best days of my life.
The darker the berry the sweeter the juice, unless you're making syrup, of course.
Damn, you’re like an award-winning bass. I dunno whether to mount you or eat you.
Is your name Baywatch? Because you’ve been running in slow motion in my mind all day.
Are you ready to toast to something unforgettable—like you and me?
You must be an OR, because you’re where all the magic happens.
What is in a ghost's nose? - Boogers
Which of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners? RUDE-olph
I know it's absurd, but every time I walk toward you, it feels like I'm being led to Bethlehem.
Am I attracted to you or is it just volatile blood sugars?
Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road? To go with the traffic jam.
