Keep the jokes short and funny. No one wants to read a long joke just to find out it's not that funny. One Liners is the answer. Who has time for long jokes anyway? Life's too short, take in as many as you can. Why waste your memory on long boring jokes? Our jokes are nice and easy to memorize to cheer up your friends or use it as a pick up line at the bar to break the ice. If you want a funny story, you won't find it here, short and funny jokes for a quick funny fix.
Top Funny Short Jokes
You must be an attending physician, because you’ve got my full attention.
Are you a referral? Because you’re exactly who I’ve been looking for.
You must have the best bedside manner, because I can’t stop thinking about you.
Are you scrubbing in? Because you’re about to clean up this mess I call a life.
You must be a diagnosis, because you’ve got me feeling something I’ve never felt before.
Are you a waiting room? Because I’d spend hours just being near you.
You must be a general practitioner, because you’re good at everything.
I must be hypothermic, because your smile warms me up instantly.
You must be a goat, because you’re the Greatest of All Time.
Are you the rain? Because you’ve brought new life to my heart.
You’re the best crop I could ever hope to harvest.
Are you fresh eggs? Because you’ve cracked my heart wide open.
You must be a plow, because you’ve turned my world upside down.
Are you a barn door? Because I can’t close my feelings for you.
You’re like honey from the hive—pure, golden, and irresistibly sweet.
Are you a pasture? Because I’d happily spend all my time with you.
You’re like a perfect field of wheat—golden, glowing, and irresistible.
Are you a potato? Because you’re the root of all my happiness.
You must be a fruit tree, because you keep bearing sweetness in every moment.
Are you my favorite tool? Because I can’t get anything done without you.
